Please tell me that this actually exists. PLEASE.

So, here's the deal. There are four fashion-wise (non-tux, non-suit) things that a guy can wear that will totally sucker me in. When done right, any of these things are jaw-droppingly sexy. In a perfect world, I will manage to marry a man that a) dresses like this without me asking (er...telling) him to, or b) will wear these things when I buy them for him (which I most certainly will). The payback will be MORE than worth it.

Here they are, in descending order, with perfect examples.

4. Blazer or jacket = casual, but hot. It's simple, so there's not much to say. This is a great example:














3. Vest = smoldering. I love vintage clothes, and vests tend to look (and feel) like you're stepping back in time. For some reason, this appeals to me. As does this:














2. The man-cardigan = hot dad. Sounds creepy, I know. But I don't know very many women who don't think about having a hot husband when he's over 40. The man-cardigan is like a little peek into the future. I realize that this isn't a widely popular thing to love, but seriously, how can you not love this (or want to be this, if you're a dude):

















*Note: Bonus points for the collared shirt and tie. Seriously, I want to climb him like a tree. A tall, lanky, 6'3" tree.



1. Sweater with a collared shirt (and maybe a tie) underneath = *drool.* Seriously, when this is done right, I lose all ability to speak coherently. This makes me melt:


















I don't know if you can tell, but those are pinstripe pants. You know what that means? Yep, bonus points.


And this:






















This is perfection. This is a visual masterpiece. This is emotionally magnificent. I don't think anything could make it more perfecter.

It's official. John Krasinski is the perfect man. (Not that I haven't been saying that for the past two years...)