Yikes!

Fake things tend to freak me out. Like fake cheese, fake shoes (crocs, I'm looking at you; you will never be real footwear), fake boobs...And speaking of fake boobs(ish), this scares me:

EEK!

This is all-sorts-of-not-subtle, hey-deer-come-get-stuck-in-my-headlights, do-I-stare-strangely-or-look-away-hastily, please-please-please-look-at-my-décolletage-and-if-you-do-you're-a-pervball kind of frightening.

I originally had it as a posted item in Facebook, but apparently, you can't edit the title for a posted item, and the automatic headline for this URL is "bodyperks (tm) - nipple enhancers." Sounds pornographic. That's a bit extreme; my word of choice would be "trashy." Anyway...all I meant to say was, "yikes."

There, I've said it twice. And I really mean it.

Really.